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Are there no honest "athletes" anymore?

Tue, Nov 24 2015 1:04 AM (11 replies)
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  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Sun, Nov 22 2015 6:37 PM

    -- Pageant judges have crowned a new winner of Zimbabwe's "Mister Ugly" contest, which prompted rioting at the event.

    Judges chose 42-year-old Mison Sere, citing his numerous rotting front teeth and a wide range of grotesque facial expressions, over William Masvinu, who had held the title since 2012. The crowd was convinced there was cheating, claiming that Sere was "too handsome" to win and his ugliness wasn't natural since it was based mainly on his teeth.

    "I am naturally ugly. He is not. He is ugly only when he opens his mouth," maintained Masvinu.

    well...maybe he'll win Mr Congeniality...:)

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 1:36 AM

    Judge for yourselves -

    Maison Sere

     

     

    William Masvinu

  • MichaelStroke
    2,066 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 5:34 AM

    #BlackUglinessMatters

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 6:01 AM

    they're definitely not chick magnets...irony is, they're probably hung like donkeys...lol

    ...on second thought, the Kardashians may have interest...:)

  • fatdan
    3,379 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 6:24 AM

    Finally, a world class competition I would be the favorite to win!!!

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 6:40 AM

    Apparently, they're waiting for the results of the PED tests to confirm the winner...rumours abound there is rampant use of steroids in this sport...

    stay tuned e'body...this nail biter ain't quite over, yet.

    ps. "nail biter" is just an expression in this case. I don't think the dude in the top photo can actually bite his nails.

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 6:52 AM

    Looks like he's been munching masonry nails.

  • mathia14
    1,271 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 8:07 AM

    PaulTon:

    Looks like he's been munching masonry nails.

    LOL!!!!

  • bubbsboy
    6,879 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 9:28 AM

    They aint no Brad Pitt but they aint that bad ffs. The first one actually has some teeth, and they are white. Ive seen some mouths that resemble burnt out fuse boxes.

    The second one is just squeezing a fart out i think.

     

  • MichaelStroke
    2,066 Posts
    Mon, Nov 23 2015 2:48 PM

    You have to love the irony of a Brit talking about poor dental work.

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