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2011 - new words and phrases

• craigswan 31,545 Posts

  Thu, Feb 24 2011 11:44 AM

  test your brain on this lot -

  swamp-donkey ,salad dodger,palinisn,obama-mess,disinformation,assmosis,salmon day,cube farm,prairie dogging,percussive maintenance,going for a mcshit,johnny no stars ,monkey bath,breaking the seal,picasso bum .

• banebdjed 43 Posts

  Thu, Feb 24 2011 12:11 PM

  craigswan:

  test your brain on this lot -

  swamp-donkey ,salad dodger,palinisn,obama-mess,disinformation,assmosis,salmon day,cube farm,prairie dogging,percussive maintenance,going for a mcshit,johnny no stars ,monkey bath,breaking the seal,picasso bum .

   

   

   

  Orwellian state, totalitarian tiptoe, opposame,  plus a few more

   

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Fri, Feb 25 2011 3:29 PM

  *Opens Profanisaurus*

  aeroplane blonde - n. A dark-haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.

  badger loose - euph. An RAF issue air biscuit. "I say, Ginger," cautioned Biggles. "I think number 2 engine is on fire." "No, that's me" confessed Algie. "I've just let a badger loose." (from "Biggles Follows Through" by Capt. W.E.Johns.)

  cough your filthy yoghurt - v. A romantic expression for ejaculation. A money shot (qv). "Urslua was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trollies and coughed his filthy yoghurt." (from "The Gentleman and the Lady" by Catherine Cookson.)

  draw an ace - v. On wiping one's ringpiece thoroughly, to eventually have an unsoiled piece of paper which indicates the wiping is over.

  Excalibur - n. A magic turd of legendary proportions that rises eerily out of the water of a mist-shrouded toilet.

  More later...

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Sun, Feb 27 2011 11:14 PM

  Profanisaurus continued...

  fish supper euph. Chauvinistic Carnival knowledge (qv) to which, by rights, a husband is entitled to at the end of the day. See also get up them stairs.

  Ghandi's flip-flops adj Descriptive of the dryness of something eg. a nun's Berkeley Hunt.

  horse eating oats sim See feeding the pony. "And David went unto the house of Bathsheba and she had not known her husband Naboth for ages, And David did put his hand down her knickers and lo, it was like a horse eating oats." (Deuteronomy Ch 6, v23)

  Japanese flag n. The appearance of the ringpiece after a particularly strong vindaloo.

  kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who prefers to dock with the rear loading bay.

  Will continue if requested...

• Richard4168 4,309 Posts

  Mon, Feb 28 2011 3:27 PM

  From the WGT.com Terms & Conditions,

  WORLD GOLF TOUR (WGT) asks that you respect our on-line community and other individuals. When posting Submissions to or otherwise using the Site and/or the services, you agree not to:

  - Use racially, ethnically, vulgar, sexually explicit, hateful, or otherwise offensive language or images.

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• overtheedge 5,881 Posts

  Mon, Feb 28 2011 4:06 PM

  Thank you Rich.

  I have a New one: Bad taste; THIS THREAD.

• Yappy22 733 Posts

  Mon, Feb 28 2011 6:25 PM

  What taste?

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Tue, Mar 1 2011 10:25 PM

  Richard4168:

  From the WGT.com Terms & Conditions,

  WORLD GOLF TOUR (WGT) asks that you respect our on-line community and other individuals. When posting Submissions to or otherwise using the Site and/or the services, you agree not to:

  - Use racially, ethnically, vulgar, sexually explicit, hateful, or otherwise offensive language or images.

  - Flame-bait, engage in flame wars, or otherwise attempt to provoke a reaction.

   

  You forgot "display a sense of humour".....

• overtheedge 5,881 Posts

  Wed, Mar 2 2011 9:00 AM

  cough your filthy yoghurt - v. A romantic expression for ejaculation. A money shot (qv). "Urslua was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like sapphires. His strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself swept away in a whirlwind of passion. Then he dropped his trollies and coughed his filthy yoghurt." (from "The Gentleman and the Lady" by Catherine Cookson.)

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  This is your idea fo a sense of humor in an "Open Forum". Many players and or visitors would surly take offense to this. Enough said...

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Wed, Mar 2 2011 1:11 PM

  For some people, irony is something you do on an irony board....