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fish supper euph. Chauvinistic Carnival knowledge (qv) to which, by rights, a husband is entitled to at the end of the day. See also get up them stairs.
Ghandi's flip-flops adj Descriptive of the dryness of something eg. a nun's Berkeley Hunt.
horse eating oats sim See feeding the pony. "And David went unto the house of Bathsheba and she had not known her husband Naboth for ages, And David did put his hand down her knickers and lo, it was like a horse eating oats." (Deuteronomy Ch 6, v23)
Japanese flag n. The appearance of the ringpiece after a particularly strong vindaloo.
kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who prefers to dock with the rear loading bay.
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