Never has henry's flabber been so completely gasted .
Henry has went on a cabbage soup diet . I wouldn't want to play behind him .
Tip - How to find a player you can beat henry - Look for one with a new grip on his ball retriever or head covers on his irons .
I'm not saying henry's golf game went bad but if he grew tomatoes they would come up sliced .
He looks like a man trying to kill a snake in a phone booth .
He has changed his country club name to jake trout and the flounders .
When asked if he had ever had a 54 hole lead he answered - I have only been on wgt for 6 years .
We love you really henry .