Henry
You are getting a form of respect that you don't realize.
You said it yourself, you breath life into these all to stagnant forums. I my self enjoy your tales. Whether or not they are real, doesn't figure into the mix.
Every time you elicit a response, you are getting respect.
It may not be the type you want, albeit, you're acknowledged.
"You may not be the "Henry" WGT deserves, however, the one we need right now".
Even my pretentious gif's, are in my own way, an honoring of your persona.
Live by the Pirate code.
"Take what you can, give nothing back"