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craigswan

31,886 Posts

Fri, Mar 2 2018 4:50 AM

Our henry is in Poland now .

He is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

Henry calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."

The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."

"What do you mean?" yells our henry, "Send her the drink!"

"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."

"And why not?" asks henry

The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesb ian."

"I don't care, send her the drink." says our henry .

So after the lady gets her drink henry very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says,

"so what part of Lesbia are you from?"

HenryKawa

1,725 Posts

Mon, Mar 5 2018 4:59 PM

I found out I may not have the most friends on WGT

opyeuclid

6,710 Posts

Mon, Mar 5 2018 5:03 PM

BLA BLA BLA

thesupernova

7,336 Posts

Thu, Mar 8 2018 10:29 PM

HenryKawa:

Who has the most friends on WGT: HENRY KAWA.

Who is the best player on WGT: HENRY KAWA

Who is the best looking: HENRY KAWA

Who is the smartest: HENRY KAWA

Who is the richest: HENRY KAWA

Who do the ladies love: HENRY KAWA

Who is the biggest pudknocker (A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability.) ?

3 guesses and the 1st 2 do not count.

Jack Nicholson in

"One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest"

Says it all

craigswan

31,886 Posts

Fri, Mar 9 2018 4:02 AM

Meanwhile back in wgt land,

Henry kawa sipped a daiquiri on his golf cart and told those huddled around him, "This is the one and only time I'm ever playing this game.

Why? It's flipping boring, that's why. It's a lot like watching grass grow and I'm a man of action. It's the dumbest game in the world - hitting a little ball around and putting it into little holes on elevated portions of grass.

What are they called, 'greens'? Anyhow, what's my next score going to be? After you score a hole in one on every hole, who wants to continue?

I just got these clubs today." A present from The gift of golf foundation I think .

gonfission

2,248 Posts

Fri, Mar 9 2018 4:04 AM

Thanks Allie for another great start, to a new day

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The "term" is widely used in the aircraft industry. Been a while since I heard it, (because planes fly themselves now), and, it never fails to crack me up, as I have seen my share of incompetent pilots

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Oh, for the grace of glory, Otto, the pilot, is always just an exhale away

craigswan

31,886 Posts

Sat, Mar 10 2018 3:54 AM

The Henry Kawa song .

Lyrics by henry kawa .

I know the score like the back of my hand
Them other boys, I don't give a damn
They kiss on the ring, I carry the crown
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
Don't need no advice, I got a plan
I know the direction, the lay of the land
I know the score like the back of my hand
Them other boys, I don't give a damn

I'm the man, come round
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
I'm the man, come round and
Nothing can break, you can't break me down

I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
I got a household name
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man

When it comes to Friday, I always earn
But don't try to teach me, I got nothing to learn
'Cause baby I'm gifted
You see what I mean?
USDA certified lean

I'm the man, come round
Nothing can break, you can't break me down

I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
I don't feel no pain
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man

Who's the man? Who's the man?
I'm the man, I'm the man
Who's the man with the plan?
I'm the man

I'm the man
I'm the man
I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
Headed to the hall of fame
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man

Right hand to God
First in command
My testimony, but I take the stand

Who's the man? Who's the man?
I'm the man, I'm the man
Who's the man with the plan?
I'm the man

I don't give a damn
I'm the man

adaputter

1,954 Posts

Sat, Mar 10 2018 3:31 PM

his name is an anagram

1st name....hear

LuckySkreet

611 Posts

Sat, Mar 10 2018 5:25 PM

HenryKawa:

Who has the most friends on WGT: HENRY KAWA.

Who is the best player on WGT: HENRY KAWA

Who is the best looking: HENRY KAWA

Who is the smartest: HENRY KAWA

Who is the richest: HENRY KAWA

Who do the ladies love: HENRY KAWA

Who is the BIGGEST IDIOT ON WGT: HENRY KAWA

Fixed that for ya.......................