HenryKawa:
Doctor Larry, I am sorry to have to tell you this, but I will not be playing you. I don't play people who are not good players. You will need to get A LOT better before I agree to play with you. As of now, you don't have the slightest chance of winning. You will need a lot of practice. Even then, I doubt very much that you will stand a chance against the "one and only" best player of all time.
You already know you will not be playing you since I easily turned you down.
You are right - I am not very good.
I am in awe. You have been on WGT 6 years to my 10 months.
You are in the Legend tier - I am only a Legend. Oh.
Your average at this moment is over 67 - mine is under 67. Oh.
I would go into comparative earnings, but I think you see where this is headed. Maybe.