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LET'S BE (COMPLETELY) HONEST 2...OR PROBABLY NOT...

• craigswan 31,861 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 12:52 AM

  

• Kenher01 1,151 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 4:25 AM

  Re seeing/missing game invites,

                                                             As pointed out we could be looking away, working/doodling when the Game Invite comes & miss it so in the Menu go into Game Settings, Options and then Audio & tick the box beside Invitation Alert marked Sound On BUT if you have your Music Volume turned down you will not hear the Game Invitation Alert so you must have your Music Volume turned up slightly, The higher the better to hear the Invitation Alert but the draw back of course is the "lovely" elevator music

  Ken 

• gonfission 2,248 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 4:37 AM

  Thanks for explaining that Ken

  I have always wondered  why, I have never heard the invite sound. I check the box to allow it, on, however, I turn off the coffin dodger music, & opt for music of my choice on YouTube while playing.

• craigswan 31,861 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 6:16 AM

  The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Henry Kawa - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.

  "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Henry, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

  "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Henry supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

  "Now Henry, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"  Henry looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

  So, Henry wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Henry was exultant.

  "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

• craigswan 31,861 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 7:05 AM

  Attorney to Officer Kawa -

   Do you know if this woman has ever been involved in the

  voodoo or occult?

  
  Officer Kawa -

   We both do.

  Attorney -  Voodoo?
  Kawa - : We do.

  Attorney - : You do?
  Kawa -  Yes, voodoo.

• Kenher01 1,151 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 8:14 AM

  gonfission:

  Thanks for explaining that Ken

  I have always wondered  why, I have never heard the invite sound. I check the box to allow it, on, however, I turn off the coffin dodger music, & opt for music of my choice on YouTube while playing.

  You're welcome

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 11:45 AM

   I never realized I started such a humorous thread years ago. Would you all please re-name this or delete it. Thank You

  Renni

• Chris1973M 1,832 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 3:45 PM

  Please...once again..like i said, this one of the best threads ever!  Great stuff here...

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Thu, Apr 20 2017 1:37 AM

               Random match play search. I'm setting up clubs. Somebody backs out. Stand down. You wanna tell me about invite notices? Ain't talkin' invite noises or the ever elusive flashing green mesmerizing invite light. Random ain't it?

                        No green flashing lights......Do you get it? Never a friend. Random match search.

           I get along just fine.

                        Never will be a friend, never was........Get it?

           People like Henry do get it and don't care. I think that's the case and it's a bit sad.

              Sorry Renni.......I'm with you.

                ~Dave~