I would so love to see what goes on in the meetings that presumably take place now and then at WGT headquarters. I have an image of a Roman style communal toilet where they sit in the fetid stench of their own crap and come up with ideas that are equally fetid and crappy.
"Hey you guys, isn't it about time we fixed the formatting bug?"
"Bug? There's a bug? I didn't know about that."
"Yeah, seems there are problems doing...well...... anything in the forums and a few members are unhappy about it, been going on for about 5 weeks now."
"Didn't some guy find a way for them to work around that though?"
"Oh yeah. Some dope called Scottish Hoop or something."
"So they can format or what?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Oh well, fukk 'em. Saves us sorting it out. I love it when someone sorts our mess out for us."
"Yep. Now, how else can we screw a bit of cash out of them? I'd kinda like to have separate toiled cubicles, this is all well and good but it does get a bit smelly after a while"
"Well, we gotta be quick, members are leaving in droves. How about we offer premier membership at half the price with exactly half the benefits? Most of 'em are so stupid they'll never notice and once they've bought it they're screwed. We don't have to refund them anything, ever"
"Great idea. Good thing we're still in beta eh."
"So, a bargain that isn't really one, some mid range clubs for the gear freaks and some sparkly balls . Same junk we push out every time really. Sticking to our strengths, that's the way forward. Thank you all, a good meeting."
"Hey, who used all the bog roll?"