WOW... first time I have wondered into these forums and this? Absolutly awesome. I loved that. Thats right on point with my own sense of humor. I look forward to seeing more posts like this.
I have actually convinced my wife to take on extra jobs to make up for my lack of working since discovering this wonderful game of WGT.
She baths me in my chair and serves and clears my meals now.
I have her convinced that I can make her rich with this game if I only practice enough.
Every now and then when she starts to become wary of her additional duties to support the household I bring up a picture of something shiney and expensive and she soon is back to caring for all the things I neglect in the hopes it will speed me to financial independence as a result of becoming a ledgend on WGT.
Oh happy day!