England's captain fantastic harry kane has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected.
England were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-0 defeat against Belgium has left them on the brink of returning home ahead of schedule.
Kane was dropped from the Belgium game, and can reasonably be said to have lost all his form giving his country no chance to win the World Cup.
He consoled himself by shopping for some of those Russian Matryoshka dolls that have a smaller one inside, and then a smaller one inside that one, and then a smaller one inside that one, and then an even smaller one inside THAT one, and so on and on until the dolls are so small that you can't see them with the naked eye anymore, and an electron microscope is needed.
They are also known as either 'nesting dolls' or 'stacking dolls', but not 'Babushka dolls', which is a common mistake.
If England don't beat Columbia in their next game, the chumps are out.
And harry can say museltof to that knighthood .