Dear WGTSanta,,,, It would make my day if you could gift me some balls,, im not fussy on what type as i know your pockets are nearly empty this time of year,, In return i give you this Christmas joke. Happy Christmas in July. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"