Sorry in advance for any offence wgt .
2 gay guys Henry and craig are playing golf and are on the 16th green when a ball comes rolling up next to Henry's feet.
Henry tells craig to lay down and pretend to be knocked out. A guy comes walking up to apologize when henry starts screaming at the man, telling him that the ball struck craig in the head and that they are going to sue because the man never yelled "fore"
After a few minutes of arguing the guy yells at henry "suck my di ck!". Henry then turns to craig and says "Craig get up, we are going to settle out of court."