I appreciate the honest and productive responses from SlickHunter, MainzMan, and Bobca0. Unfortunately, for the rest of the responses that were less productive and off topic, I blame myself. I should have known better than to venture into PC territory with a mobile issue.
I actually find the WGT Troll comments to be quite entertaining. When your forum posts range from 8,000-19,000 (again my sincere apologies for not having these numbers accurate down to the integer), it may be time to go for a walk outside, make a friend, or do anything that may bring happiness to an otherwise dark, dismal, and negative reality that accompanies the web warrior lifestyle.
It is a shame, however, because if it weren’t for all the trolls in the forum, we may be able to have a effective conversation about the game that could initiate positive change. I would like to extend my deepest apologies for trespassing under your bridge, I will try not to let it happen again.