A little birdy told me that when packing something to send off in the mail , Scotch brand was tape needed to seal the deal , Long story short ,
Off to the kitchen junk dwar , only to find two kinds of screwdrivers , some folded up tin foil , matches , tooth picks , some loose screws , and a ticket to a Robin Trower concert circa 1970 ish . no tape here .
Off to the garage we go , Tape for a package where are you ? fast look around tells you the grass needs cutting , the mower needs gas , the kitty litter need to go out tonight for the trash man , and the left front tire on the golf cart needs some air . past the fridge to the left on the floor is a box , ( open fridge / beer cart ) , look at the box and ( open fridge / beer cart ) three times , Look in the box only to find Duc Tape , the shiny kind that looks like Tin foil ,
turn back past the fridge , open , ( Beer cart ) , once or twice more . Dinner , Roasted chicken with brazed potaotes and fresh " Green " beans from the farm ,
Light a " Frap " candle ,
look at the box that needs tape , and remember that in the tool box is some teflon plumbers and elect tape , Tool box is in the attic , ( dont ask why ) , back to the garage to get a ladder ( Fridge / beer cart ) was on the way , Dinner in the oven and the table set up the ladder dragged in the house and down the hall past the bathroom from the garage / Fridge ? beer cart , scratching the wall and " Dinging " the trim , step on the cat,s tail , set up the ladder and look into the attic only to find some broken toy,s , .
OPY
EDIT : # 1 .. No tape here in the attic or the tool box , but you did find a game called " Dark Tower " ( 1982 vintage ? ) { I do have this game and it is fun } take the game down the ladder with care start down the hall and a mouse jumps out of the box , the cat who,s tail got stepped on tears after said mouse form out of nowhere , Get the mousy Boo ( cats name ) and they run int the bathroom , Close the door so the mouse is " trapped " with the cat , put the Dark Tower game down and check for moe miceses , no tape here , go back up the ladder to close off the attic and take one more look only to find a GI Joe with a Barbie head , thats just wroung and blame it on my brother , and what looks to be a M80 fire cracker .
OPY
EDIT # 2 .. I put the fire cracker in my pants pocket , fold up the ladder , pick up the trans gender Joe , ( that didnt sound right sorry) , and start down the hall , as I pass the bathroom I think to my self need to " P " ,, Time for the beer cart to refill ,, Forgetting why the door is closed and the need to go really bad we open the door , Thats right , mouse and cat in there ,,, ( The cat and the Mouse in the bathroom,, sounds like a Dr Spock or was it Zuse IE green beer and eggs ) TOOOO late , Cat and mouse out of the box ,, " The Mouse ran up my leg , See the mouse climb , Watch the Cat with claws go after said mouse ,, OUCH OUCH OUCH said I , As the cat with claws tore me a new one after the mouse ... Up one side and then the other then they ran and OUCH was not what I said , Stepping into the bathroom in bare feet on a tile floor I step in a fur ball the Cat tossed up .
OPY
EDIT # 3 ,, I sit on the throne and reach for the tp to wipe my foot of said fur ball and see the people magazeen open to the cross word puzzle , 13 across , 2 letters , Monsters of the " " . light up a half burnt cig and think open the lid and take care of busniss , no dump inteeded , Drop the dwars and settle in with a cleaner foot than you started with , 14 down , 4 letters , sticky thing to seal a box ? TAPE , thats what i was looking fore befor the cat and mouse with the ladder , I hear a crash in the kitchen miid stream as a healthy is brewing with a wind from the taco and been bareato from lunch , A nother crash I hear but cant stop now , Pinch a loaf is not going to happen ,
OPY
EDIT # 4