Good advice Hoperman. I have to admit I've been using a wireless mouse for many years now, and yes I get those times when I click and either nothing happens, or the click registers some time after the actual click, potentially resulting in a lost ball.
But I have a "There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza" type of question. If I throw my wired mouse at the wall...? You see where I'm going with this? No? Well ok... if I throw my wired mouse at the wall... the mouse will break, the USB cable would be yanked out of it's slot, potentially damaging either or both of the male and/or female connectors, and also potentially damaging the ever so fragile wiring, not to mention even maybe damaging the motherboard.
Ok, I guess it's not a "There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza" type of question, but it felt like it may have been when I first thought of the scenario. So...
- do I sue Hoperman for advice that potentially causes damage to my laptop?
- do I sue WGT for losing me a ball when it wasn't my fault?
- can I sue Hoperman against WGT (and I get the end-prize)?
- does Hoperman need to get himself a lawyer?
- do I need to get myself a lawyer?
- do WGT need to get themselves a lawyer?
- do I need to get myself a new mouse? And if so, wired or wireless? (Think carefully before you answer!).
For answers to these and many more questions, tune in next week, same Hoperman time, same Hoperman channel.
PS I was initially going to say... these, and many more questions, will be answered in next week's episode of... Soap. And talking of Soap, who remembers this...
This is the story of 2 sisters, Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell. These are the Tates (imagine the Tate family on the screen), and these are the Campbells (the Campbell family on the screen). And this is... Soap (both families on the screen... and they start squabbling). One of the best sitcoms of the late 70's and early 80's, airing at around 10pm on a Friday night I think in the UK. The actors were all hilarious, but for me Benson (the Tate's butler) was the funniest of the lot. And if you remember, Burt Campbell had a very similar alien-abduction experience to our own YancyCan. They don't make programmes like that any more :)