Tiger Woods turns down a 9 figure sum to join this tour .
A Modest Proposal-- to solve economic woes of the times -- the poorest people should simply sell their children to the rich as food.
The parody that LIV Golf has been to date makes this satire look entirely reasonable..
LIV Golf launched on Monday .
Logos and team names dropped for the 48-golfer league, and both look as if they were conceived in an art contest for children of the league's participants..
Majesticks, 4Aces, Fireballs and Iron Heads are just a few of the 12 club names, and you can see the team logos below .
All the money and most of the time in the world, and this is what we get..