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Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Thu, Apr 18 2024 3:51 AM

  A lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Thu, Apr 18 2024 3:53 AM

  Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Fri, Apr 19 2024 1:40 AM

  I've only got one other speed, and it's slower.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Fri, Apr 19 2024 1:42 AM

  If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Fri, Apr 19 2024 1:46 AM

  The early bird gets the worm, but it's the early worm that gets got.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Apr 20 2024 4:38 AM

  In 20-30 years the wreck of the Titanic will be gone, eaten by microbes.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Apr 20 2024 4:47 AM

  The Air Rule . --------- If a gust of wind moves your ball, you can play it from its new position. But if artificially propelled air moves your ball, you must replace it without penalty.–--------- Wait, what? That’s right, the wind is your friend, but if someone comes along with a giant fan that moves your ball, you must return it to where it started from.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Apr 20 2024 4:50 AM

  The Orange Rule . ---------- If your ball is lodged in an orange, you cannot take relief without penalty . ------- Unless you eat it .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Apr 20 2024 4:52 AM

  The Cactus Rule . ------- If your ball comes to rest next to a cactus, you may wrap an arm or leg in a towel to protect yourself from the needles when you play your shot. But you can’t cover the cactus with a towel.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Apr 20 2024 4:56 AM

  The Clubhouse Rule . ---------- If a shot ends up in the clubhouse, and the clubhouse is not out-of-bounds, you can open a door or window and play the next shot without penalty .