If I wasn't cross-eyed.
If I would just man up and get my cataract surgery.
if i could remember to wash my balls.
If I could keep my eyes open.
... if I THOUGHT I could make more of them. Then, before the putt, KNEW I could.
If I was a WGT bird!
If I shot one under par on more holes.
if i was a wgt legend swammy guru.