Ok, firstly, the OP hasn't said he would send balls. Secondly, where do you want your balls sending? Thirdly, whatever was supposed to be after secondly, And fourthly, ...erm... sommat to do with memory, but I've gone and forgotten now.
Y'know, a couple of weeks ago I found you could do spell check when composing posts. So I clicked on it (I think), and now I get all these squiggly red lines, under words like sommat, erm and y'know, and they're all proper words, in the Super-Extended Oxford English Dictionary with Elaborations Twenty-Seventh Edition. But the thing is, the spell check button has now disappeared and I can't turn the darn thing off! I wonder if Essssssssssy has tried it, although he might get a little seasick!