I would die for the right colour dye.
And I didn't lie about the lye soap.
Sometimes I wish I could understand this language malarkey. Maybe you could teach me some time.
And it gets worse when the same word can be both a noun and a verb...
Bung this bung into the skip.
Or when the same spelling of a word can mean different tenses...
Will you read this book, he as already read it. Oh, and by the way, it's a read book (because someone has read it!), but it's also a red book!