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Wed, Mar 28 2012 6:55 AM (39 replies)
  • StrangeMagic
    1,304 Posts
    Fri, Mar 16 2012 10:48 AM

    mcomptonbaker:
    just wondering if there are any better perks for being a legend.

    You will be issued an Oak Paneled Locker with your name on it in the ornate private Legends only Locker Room. All equipment and balls are free. (please do not tell the others),

    Your "Close in" parking spot will be painted and...Bollox will teach you the secret handshake. The beer cart girls will date you. And we are regularly invited on mapping new courses boon-doggles with MrWGT, Chad and the gang. I recently flew over to Scotland on the company Gulfstream V jet, and stayed a few weeks on a WGT expense account.

    The perks are really too numerous to mention and quite frankly....you don't "have a need to know" status yet.

    fyi,

    SM

  • tiffer67
    1,764 Posts
    Fri, Mar 16 2012 12:05 PM

    StrangeMagic:

    I recently flew over to Scotland on the company Gulfstream V jet, and stayed a few weeks on a WGT expense account.

    Yes that's all well and good but the expense account didn't cover your colonic irrigation or that trip to the sauna. Please send me $400 by return, there's a good chap.

     

  • tiffer67
    1,764 Posts
    Fri, Mar 16 2012 12:06 PM

    Don't think a sleeve of Nike's will cover it you old coot.

  • IH8kidz
    907 Posts
    Fri, Mar 16 2012 12:25 PM

    MBaggese:

    RUNWME:
    Chicks dig legends

     

    Naw.....Chicks dig the long putt.

    ;)

     

    Mis-spelling? Chicks dig the long putter. ;)

  • navigater
    1,319 Posts
    Fri, Mar 16 2012 3:12 PM

    No need to go to the barber any more after pulling it all out

  • cycle1979
    1,555 Posts
    Tue, Mar 20 2012 8:37 AM

    I'm selling my Legend Card for $150... its a great deal... let me know if you're interested.

  • xstinsonx
    363 Posts
    Tue, Mar 20 2012 8:55 AM

    cycle1979:
    I'm selling my Legend Card for $150

    Yep I knew it would be a matter of time before WGT went into the prostitution business.

  • MioKontic
    4,653 Posts
    Tue, Mar 20 2012 11:11 AM

    tiffer67:

    Don't think a sleeve of Nike's will cover it you old coot.

    He knew that, being Scottish, nothing would suffice, so he made a token gesture... literally!

    Either that or he misread, accidentally on purpose of course, the $ for cr.

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