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What Tiger Should Have Said

Tue, Apr 27 2010 9:09 AM (132 replies)
  • Snaike
    3,678 Posts
    Sun, Feb 28 2010 4:13 PM

    Here's a great bit of fluff for the tin-foil hat wearing crowd...

    What TIger should have said. after all the bookies and oddsmakers gave his 'public address' the 5-2 odds of telling us he will be playing in the Masters,  is this:

    "I am sorry that I won't be playing in the Master's this year.  Billy Payne has asked me not to come to Augusta."

    How do you think that would go over... knowing that Augusta National, known for years for doing things it's own way - screw the consequences... has finally found a way to keep Eldrick off it's course??!!

    Hmmmmmmm.....

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Sun, Feb 28 2010 5:43 PM

    But of course he didn't say that. He will be there. As for Billy Boy Payne and the rest of Augusta National, the last thing they would want would be another media fiasco re-run of the last one...the one with that crazy female butch wanting a membership because they had no female members...this would be different, but if Tiger chooses to play, and he will, that will be that

  • ChrisBeer
    1 Posts
    Sun, Feb 28 2010 7:51 PM
    Tiger should just say, "What I did was to my wife and family, the rest of the world should just understand that I owe no apoligies to anyone other then my family." Did Coby go through this ? Did Bill Clinton ? People tend to make the famous pay more then the general public. He doesn't owe me or you or anyone an " I'm sorry" He owes it to his family and that is all. So get over it people, It's like a drug dealer who goes to prison, did he hurt you ? Or the ones around them ? As well as themselves.
  • BOFFMEN
    337 Posts
    Sun, Feb 28 2010 8:23 PM

    For what it is worth...Tiger was allowed to move the Boulder by the rules of golf...


    Click below

    USGA: The ruling that rocked golf.

    Sorry off Topic...now back to the swingin D's and the snappin C's...
  • marioh
    1,055 Posts
    Thu, Mar 25 2010 5:48 AM

    What Tiger should have said?

    The first thing that came to my mind was the line in Blazing Saddles...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

  • CGBADGER1
    1 Posts
    Thu, Mar 25 2010 3:52 PM

    Tiger obviously sucks at golf and dealing with family. Besides golf sucks. the only thing that matters in sports is ncaa football and basketball.

    on wisconsin!

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