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Re: Who will have the last word .

Sat, May 4 2024 2:22 AM (887 replies)
  • craigswan
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    Thu, Apr 25 2024 3:01 AM
    I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.
  • craigswan
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    Thu, Apr 25 2024 3:06 AM
    When you're young, you eat an apple a day, to keep the doctor away. When you're old, you eat an onion a day, to keep everyone away.
  • craigswan
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    Fri, Apr 26 2024 6:45 AM
    PHUBBING . --------- A bedroom habit which could end up scuppering your relationship, and of course it's those damn phones which are to blame again. You might have heard of 'phubbing', the dating trend which is a portmanteau of the words 'phone' and 'snubbing'. It does exactly what it says on the tin, you snub your partner by being on your phone all the time to the point that it's the centre of your attention. There's a human being right in front of you and you'd rather look at your phone, or you'll break off from interacting with aforementioned human being because your phone just pinged and that's suddenly the most important thing you have to attend to now.
  • craigswan
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    Fri, Apr 26 2024 6:57 AM
    How to drink a pornstar martini . Do not pour the Prosecco into the drink . Cleanse your palette first .
  • craigswan
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    Fri, Apr 26 2024 7:02 AM
    Which body part that is always removed during an autopsy . Your tongue .
  • craigswan
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    Sat, Apr 27 2024 2:40 AM
    Golf holds the record for the world’s most boring sport..
  • craigswan
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    Sat, Apr 27 2024 1:08 PM

  • craigswan
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    Sun, Apr 28 2024 2:34 AM
    How to make your iphone battery last longer . Dim the screen. .
  • craigswan
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    Sun, Apr 28 2024 3:31 AM
    How do you organize your golf clubs in a golf bag properly? -------------- In the top left pocket: Driver and 3 Wood Top right: 5 Wood and Hybrid Middle left: Ions 8, 9 and PW Middle right: Irons 5, 6 and 7 Bottom left: Putter Bottom right: Wedges 50 and 56 degrees.
  • craigswan
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    Sun, Apr 28 2024 3:38 AM
    Great name for a new country club . --------- The bump-and-run club .,
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