It's been a year since we got hitched, just ask my avatar.
Back then we couldn't play worth a damn and still ain't come too far.
It's me an' him against the odds, but, more than passing strange,
it seems that with each day gone by he becomes more deranged !
"There's aliens, conspiracies, and more, " he tells me, "Doc,
you only think you know this game, you're in for quite a shock."
It's now like some gay marriage that I find myself stuck in,
an' far as which one calls the shots, I'm kinda wonderin' !
And so a year has dissappeared, along with mucho bucks.
I should make TM pretty soon and maybe with some luck,
my avatar will front me for the full G-20 set,
unlikely as that's apt to be, it still might happen yet.
An' then dear folks that lazy bum had best work on his swing,
or it's his head, I swear to Christ, that I'm a gonna ding !