>
>
> A church Pastor woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was
> an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided
> he just had to play golf.
>
> So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
> persuaded him to preside over the services for him that day.
>
> As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, the Pastor headed
> out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
>
> This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew
> from his church. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all,
> it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
>
> At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
> down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him
> get away with this, are you?"
>
> The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
>
> Just then the Pastor hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,
> dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.
>
> IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!
>
> St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did
> you let him do that?"
>
> The Lord smiled and replied, Who is he going to tell?