An
old man was asked, "At your ripe age,
what
you prefer to get - Parkinson's
or Alzheimer's?"
The
wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce
of Jack Daniels, than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"
** No offense is meant to anyone who may have these diseases or anyone they may know that has them or any other illness. I have family members with various illness that if they have only taught me one thing, it's that no matter what life throws at ya, never stopping laughing. It truly is the best medicine, well, maybe not the best but pretty darn close.