We are the Greens Keepers, the poor shlubs who get up at 3am and go to work for poverty pay while on the greens we keep, the rich go and play. This country club is for us working on real golf courses who want to play, but instead have to work hard everyday. Since our labors consume so much of our personal time, and we have little to spare, we do not get to play real life golf much, if ever at all, and for us, this is about the next best thing that we can squeeze into our already full days, and still have just enough energy to do.
There is no need to worry about being an every day player with our club, for we all know the toll our labor takes upon our lives, we are Greens Keepers.