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Re: Stupid Auto Correct

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Wed, Mar 26 2014 4:13 PM (2 replies)
  • rpcdllc
    48 Posts
    Wed, Mar 26 2014 2:33 PM

    A man received the following text from his neighbor: 


    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

    The husband, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    Damn autocorrect…. I meant "wifi", not "wife"
  • alosso
    21,060 Posts
    Wed, Mar 26 2014 2:44 PM

    ROTFLBTC!

    rpcdllc:
    went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun

    Curiously: Is it common there to have the gun in the bedroom?

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Wed, Mar 26 2014 4:13 PM

    rpcdllc:
    went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
    began playing with it

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