FAO: Recruitment, WGT, SF, Ca.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I would very much like to apply for the position as a software engineer within your company.
I have no experience whatsoever with stored procedures, user defined functions, query optimization or database design concepts, though realise the above has obviously not prevented yourselves from offering similar roles to others in the past.
Should no such vacancy exist I'm available every Thursday and make a braw cup of tea.
Yours in anticipation,
WigerT2010.
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