Thank you all for contributing the great captions!! I hope you all had fun.
SweetiePie's entry about the Frankenstein putter made me laugh and gave me some ideas for Enquirer. Lily is one winner. Opy will contact you Lily to find out what sleeve of balls you like. Thank you Opy.
Opy's pick is the quote "Stay with us now." added to the scene by drmoose. Very relevant and funny. WGTdbloshoe, please contact drmoose to find out what balls he would like from you. Thanks Shoe!
I think you all will like the end result.
The Enquirer Special Report, featuring the winning entries will be published very soon.
Andy
*edit* The National WGT Enquirer Special Report October 2014 is now posted.