Although I'm often tempted to post insults and profanity on the walls of
time wasting quitters, I've decided instead to award them with this
Yellow Heart Medal, along with a tongue-in-cheek citation detailing
their cowardly exploits on the WGT Battlefield (er...Fairways). I was
thinking something like this:
On (Date), having fallen behind in the face of nobler
opposition equipped with superior manners, Quitter First Class (Name of Recipient) with
great risk to his reputation button, sacrificed his honour, chickened out and
quit.
For this conspicuous act of cowardice, (Name of Recipient) is
hereby awarded the Yellow Heart Medal.
You're quite welcome to award (AKA copy and paste) this to those you deem worthy of its merit.