Dear All,
To all those nice people who have invited me to join a country club, sorry I have declined all of them, simply because I don't no what it entails being a member of one of these clubs.
If it means I have to play more games in teams etc., then I'm not really interested, as my game play is b****y awful as you can most probably see, and I do not wish to play more, as "her who must be obeyed" would go nuts.
But thanks for all the offers anyway.