Jimbog1964:
I was once in a pub where a very retiring young and gentle flower from Glasgow worked. A guy tried it on too large. She broke a bottle, walked around the front and held it up to him.
I can't repeat exactly what she said but the sentences started with the C word, and it was used liberally throughout.
He left anyway, but what he never realised was how good a deal he got, LOL. Had one of the locals done it, as they were about to, he would have been asked would he like to leave easy or hard. Any hesitation over easy may have been v v bad I later found out:)...
Jim, after reading your story, I highly doubt those with actual "local" knowledge, refer to her as a "young and gentle flower"...more likely "the psychotic puppy boiler"...lol