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~Gwen~

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 8:17 AM

  It can happen....yep, I got in the mood for a Maker's Mark, diet Pepsi, lime, ice...a double of course, but alas, no Maker's Mark. Hop in the M, scoot down to the pub, solve the problem. So, I tell dude what to mix and I see this knock-out lookin' chick sittin a couple of stools down. and say "Hi, I'm Lily". She says "Hi Lily, I'm Gwen"  so I said " Gwen is a cool name, what do you do Gwen ? she said "Oh, I'm a brain surgeon " As I was about to let it go, I actually got  impressed. Chicks don't normally do well with sarcasm. ~Lily~

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 10:58 AM

  SweetiePie:

  It can happen....yep, I got in the mood for a Maker's Mark, diet Pepsi, lime, ice...a double of course, but alas, no Maker's Mark. Hop in the M, scoot down to the pub, solve the problem. So, I tell dude what to mix and I see this knock-out lookin' chick sittin a couple of stools down. and say "Hi, I'm Lily". She says "Hi Lily, I'm Gwen"  so I said " Gwen is a cool name, what do you do Gwen ? she said "Oh, I'm a brain surgeon " As I was about to let it go, I actually got  impressed. Chicks don't normally do well with sarcasm. ~Lily~

  Thus endeth the story?...was just getting interesting...(:

• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 1:00 PM

  SweetiePie:

  I see this knock-out lookin' chick sittin a couple of stools down. and say "Hi, I'm Lily". She says "Hi Lily, I'm Gwen"

  I thought you may have had a few too many and it turned out that you just seen yourself in a mirror behind the bar.  ;-)

   

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 1:21 PM

  hpurey:

  SweetiePie:

  I see this knock-out lookin' chick sittin a couple of stools down. and say "Hi, I'm Lily". She says "Hi Lily, I'm Gwen"

  I thought you may have had a few too many and it turned out that you just seen yourself in a mirror behind the bar.  ;-)

  possible...but she'd have to be really gibbled to also think her own name was "Gwen" ...perhaps a stage name?

• 1enigma1 486 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 1:33 PM

  ct690911:

  SweetiePie:

  It can happen....yep, I got in the mood for a Maker's Mark, diet Pepsi, lime, ice...a double of course, but alas, no Maker's Mark. Hop in the M, scoot down to the pub, solve the problem. So, I tell dude what to mix and I see this knock-out lookin' chick sittin a couple of stools down. and say "Hi, I'm Lily". She says "Hi Lily, I'm Gwen"  so I said " Gwen is a cool name, what do you do Gwen ? she said "Oh, I'm a brain surgeon " As I was about to let it go, I actually got  impressed. Chicks don't normally do well with sarcasm. ~Lily~

  Thus endeth the story?...was just getting interesting...(:

   whiskey n' cola  in the morning?  ~SP~   ,   rock on!!  :)     , pls tell more , lol  ..                  

           

• MichaelStroke 2,066 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 4:16 PM

  SweetiePie:

  I see this knock-out lookin' chick

  Well, at least now I know why she keeps shootin' me down.

• ISH47 1,963 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 4:47 PM

  I thought you were gonna say it was Gwen Stefani.. then I was gonna call bs.  : )

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 5:07 PM

  ISH47:

  I thought you were gonna say it was Gwen Stefani.. then I was gonna call bs.  : )

  maybe it is Gwen Stefani...we used to have a flying nun (Sally Field), a magical nanny (Mary Poppins), maybe we now got a singing brain surgeon...:)

  sayin'

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 5:51 PM

  Oh golly Mike, I.m not like that at all. Actually, I consider such behavior to be un-clean ~SP~

• Jimbog1964 8,378 Posts

  Wed, Nov 4 2015 7:01 PM

  I was once in a pub where a very retiring young and gentle flower from Glasgow worked.  A guy tried it on too large.  She broke a bottle, walked around the front and held it up to him.  

  I can't repeat exactly what she said but the sentences started with the C word, and it was used liberally throughout.  

  He left anyway, but what he never realised was how good a deal he got, LOL.  Had one of the locals done it, as they were about to, he would have been asked would he like to leave easy or hard.  Any hesitation over easy may have been v v bad I later found out:)...