Noobiedoobs,
It wasnt the form of address that upset him,it was what happened just as I arrived.His son was tasking him because he was about to start at a new school and he was worried about being picked on.
Mr Reaper put his hands on his sons shoulders and said,"Hey look someoneyourownsize,who would ever think of picking on you?"
As some sort of test,he then asked me to describe myself in three words.I said "Lazy".
We got chatting and I recalled something I had read about men thinking about sex every seven seconds.He said he had heard that too,and thats why he makes sure he can eat a hot dog in under six seconds.So it doesn't get weird.
It was after that that I decided I would fool people into thinking I had a social life,by going offline for a few hours.
About the OP,do you think it could be a case of him being misundertook about the irony? I mean,to define Irony:
Not knowing the difference between a definition,and an example.
Anyway,at the end of the day,its night..
Which reminds me,when I came home from a night out a few days ago,Kes,my partner said "I can't believe youre so intoxicated!"
"I'm not drunk!" I replied,
"Oh yes you are,youre wrecked"
"I am not drunk" I insisted.
"Ha,Ok,can you tell the time then?"She said.
So I walked up to the clock and said " I am not drunk".
Thats when she told me about her new job,and that her new boss had told her to get a potato clock.
"A potato clock?" I said,Puzzled. "What on earth is one of those?"
"Well how should I know" she said " But he told me that I had to be there by nine to start,which meant I would need to get a potato clock"
She then said I was being sexist but I replied that I am not sexist at all,because sexism is hard,and thats mens work.
We settled in and I told her about my day.I had been in the library when this man came in,he didn't ask for a book though,he used his eyes and common sense instead.In my opinion,this places no burden on the librarian,who subsequently has no need to say anything.
She was saying that an ex(whom she disliked greatly) had rung her earlier and asked her if she wanted some phone fun.
She said "Ya definitely.Lets call your mum and tell her you've died"
So anyway.Whats an R9?
Lizzie x