frappefort: I could not do it ............lolllll so i told :)
IF, FRAN ya best man on wedding day.....
Don't let slip you, in a moment of madness, just f*cked one of the bridesmaid' up the 'harris' whilst bent over a sink...looking for the wedding ring you had conveniently lost...
Guy can't keep his mouth shut ffs !!
"up the harris" one to google for our American ( friends )..I say that in the loosest possible sense, obviously...
They thick as pig sh*t tbh, and twice as soft !
;-)