It is with a certain wistful poignance that I depart the friendly confines of Tour Masterdom and don the lead-laden laurels of the skilled, the elite, the encumbered-by-really-long-tees-and-super-fast-greens.
Yes, I am Legend.
It's been fun hitting wedges into greens. Getting the occasional "boom boom". Making the green in 2 on par fives. Having trouble-free fringes. Winning a weekly now and then. But alas, those are all things of the past.
Sigh.
Well, onward if not upward.
To the rest of you Legends: Look out - I'm pretty sure that any day now I'll learn to putt, drive, ding, apply the proper spin and hit a punch wedge. :)