"As for being an ignorant xenophobe,I happened to be married to a pure bred foreigner."
..which only serves to make it all the worse. ...
"be married" ..as in past tense.
as for "foreigner" ...try a thesaurus ... that might help. or alternatively ..."our overseas colleague/acquaintance."
I know that you revel in discord, but I would quit while you are behind, unless you want to really get taken to college.