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Re: Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Mon, Jul 29 2024 9:23 AM

  Excuse to get yourself out of unwanted conversations . Cannot stop i have a fish in the car .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Tue, Jul 30 2024 7:48 AM

  How to cure a cold . --------- Go to bed, hang your hat on the foot of the bed and continue to drink until you see two hats .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Tue, Jul 30 2024 7:54 AM

  DINGS . On a plane one ding means approved for take off . Two dings mean you have reached 10000 feet and can take off your seat belt . One more ding means the bar is open and with british airways all drinks are free .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Tue, Jul 30 2024 7:59 AM

  iPhone users warned over little orange dot at top of screen . Someone is listening to you .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Tue, Jul 30 2024 6:08 PM

  Phrase of the Day: POT-VALIANT - brave while under the influence of alcohol.

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Wed, Jul 31 2024 5:35 AM

  As well as zebra and pelican crossings, the UK also has toucan, puffin and pegasus crossings .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Wed, Jul 31 2024 5:36 AM

  PUFFIN stands for “Pedestrian User Friendly, INtelligent crossing .

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Wed, Jul 31 2024 5:39 AM

  Toucan crossings are 'two can' as in both pedestrians and cyclists can cross at the same time.

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Wed, Jul 31 2024 5:41 AM

  Pegasus = the horse and these are crossings for pedestrians, cyclists, and mounted horses.

• craigswan 31,476 Posts

  Wed, Jul 31 2024 7:51 AM

  Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans .