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Re: Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Fri, Mar 28 2025 6:19 AM

  Babies can remember nursery rhymes they heard in the womb, even if the rhymes are spoken and have no tune. ---- Maybe that carries on into adulthood. I know some guys who say their wife can remember something the husband said fifteen years ago.

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Sat, Mar 29 2025 7:00 AM

  Due to their fibre-rich diet, gorillas fart almost constantly between meals. Explain this to my wife .

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Sat, Mar 29 2025 5:00 PM

  What your thinking but bigger .

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Sun, Mar 30 2025 7:01 AM

  In the 1970s, the FBI put John Lennon under surveillance and kept its dossier secret for 25 years. The classified information included a story about a parrot that ‘interjects 'Right on!' whenever the conversation gets rousing’.

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Sun, Mar 30 2025 7:04 AM

  Claim for a missing tooth Use this service to claim financial reimbursement for a tooth which has been lost and cannot be collected by the Tooth Fairy - for example, teeth which have been: ------ accidentally swallowed , stolen by a ferret. , destroyed by an asteroid. , Start now .

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Mon, Mar 31 2025 6:39 AM

  There is an app that blocks the most distracting apps on your phone. When you want to use them, you need to go outside and literally touch grass. Only after you’ve uploaded a photo of grass can you use the blocked apps. ------ just keep a small square of astroturf next to your desk.

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Mon, Mar 31 2025 6:43 AM

  You could be excommunicated from the Catholic Church for betting on the outcome of a papal election. ----- Tariff's , Tariff's , Tariff's .

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Mon, Mar 31 2025 3:13 PM

  Kottabos was an Ancient Greek drinking game where competitors flung dregs of wine at a small disk balanced on a pole to knock it onto a metal plate with a loud crash. ------ The origins of disc golf!

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Mon, Mar 31 2025 3:15 PM

  It's odd how soon one comes to look on every minute as wasted that is given to earning one's salary.

• craigswan 32,439 Posts

  Mon, Mar 31 2025 3:18 PM

  I don’t know if you have had the same experience but a thing I have found in life is that from time to time as you jog along, there occur moments which you are able to recognize immediately with the naked eye as high spots. Something tells you that they are going to remain etched if etched is the word I want forever on the memory and will come back to you at intervals down the years as you are dropping off to sleep, banishing that drowsy feeling and causing you to leap on the pillow like a gaffed salmon.