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Re: Who will have the last word .

Thu, Apr 3 2025 6:35 PM (2,218 replies)
  • craigswan
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    Mon, Mar 31 2025 6:23 PM
    According to NASA, everyone is currently travelling 'in time' at a rate of one second per second, which means that should someone be able to travel faster than one second per second they would technically be time travelling.
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Tue, Apr 1 2025 6:57 AM
    Burger King are introducing the Left-Handed Whopper — a regular whopper that is rotated 180 degrees. The fine-print note at the bottom of the ad says that Ambidextrous customers will not be affected by changes .
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Tue, Apr 1 2025 7:01 AM
    That's just silly. You turn a regular hamburger of any sort around the other way and it becomes left handed.
  • gonfission
    2,276 Posts
    Tue, Apr 1 2025 9:52 PM

    Marketing 101 for the addle brained. A *turned around* hamburger? Sounds like the current crisis here in the states with *choice* at the forefront

    Any hoo, I don't think I want a *turned around* anything

  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Wed, Apr 2 2025 9:09 AM
    April 2 is International Fact-Checking Day. Feel free . ---- People no longer require facts, opinions are more than enough for the unthinking masses.
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Thu, Apr 3 2025 6:45 AM
    Every blue eyed person on Earth is a descendant of one single person . Someone from Denmark .
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Thu, Apr 3 2025 6:45 AM
    Left handed burger joe . April fool .
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Thu, Apr 3 2025 6:48 AM
    Dinosaurs may well be a common sight on mini golf courses these days, but some players in America came across what looked like the real thing this week. Golfers in South Carolina were forced to pause their game when one of the biggest alligators anyone has probably ever seen just wandered across the course and into the nearby body of water. While the alligator wasn't quite the size of the 'biggest great white shark' ever caught on camera, it might well be enough to put a lot of people off visiting the Ocean Course on Kiawah Island in South Carolina, USA. Fortunately, alligators are thought to be far less aggressive than crocodiles, as you certainly wouldn't want to end up in a fight with the giant beast. ---- Them showdown's are dangerous .
  • craigswan
    32,446 Posts
    Thu, Apr 3 2025 6:35 PM
    Rumpology is the art of reading someone’s future through the lines and crevices of their buttocks. . ----- Your future looks shi… Oh, wait. You just haven’t wiped properly.
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