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Re: golf joke.................

• johnpolockus 33 Posts

  Tue, Dec 6 2011 2:40 PM

  TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
  
  10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
  
  9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
  ...
  8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
  
  7. Look at the size of his putter.
  
  6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
  
  5. Mind if I join your threesome?
  
  4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
  
  3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
  
  2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
  
  1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

• bigred36 47 Posts

  Wed, Dec 7 2011 8:01 AM

  Very good john!  Why do I have the feeling you borrowed some of these from a friend we both have LOL.

• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Wed, Dec 7 2011 8:59 AM

  Esssy,,,,, that may be the most useful animation I seen from you.   I like it lol 

• oilyrag 875 Posts

  Thu, Dec 8 2011 2:01 AM

  esssy:

  the writing is way to small

         

   

  a little tip for you - just so you don't have to spend your hard earned on expensive binoculars

   

  Ctrl +

  Ctrl -

  a translation if you don't know what it means

  hold down the "Ctrl" key and press the "+" key .......  it will enlarge the page

  you can guess what the other one does

   

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Thu, Dec 8 2011 10:48 AM

  oilyrag:

  Ctrl +

  Ctrl -

  a translation if you don't know what it means

  hold down the "Ctrl" key and press the "+" key .......  it will enlarge the page

  you can guess what the other one does

  That's a lot of work, I press my mouse wheel in, then zoom in or out.

  Keeps the left hand on my beer that way.