Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was
deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I
was fourteen. And I had already achieved more than most of you could
ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of
you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical
physics as applied to the sport of Golf, but If you’d like, after the game I’ll take you outside and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.