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Practical Insults

• mel1950 2,887 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 4:34 PM

  I always say, ''your sarcastic insinuations are to obnoxious to be appreciated''. I seriously doubt If they can understand what it means it.

  Mel

• Johnbubba72 41 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 4:49 PM

  "when god was handing out brains you thought they were milk shakes and asked for a thick one", i always like dthis one.

  and also "go play on the highway"

   

  JB

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 5:44 PM

  Oldies;

  You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

  OR

  You're about as useful as a sand box in the Sahara desert. 

  OR...go a little low here

  You're about as useful as a rubber crutch in a polio war. 

   

• eivets 433 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 6:42 PM

  A pair of old fav's.

  Q: What sex position produces stupid offspring?

  A: Ask your parents!

   

  Q: Have you ever seen an A-hole wrapped in plastic?

  A: Check out your drivers license.

• MUSTAQBAL1 270 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 6:47 PM

  beautiful post chris.  straight forward and insightful.

  q

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 7:12 PM

  Sorry ,

  For what ?  Opy

  telling this one !

  then dont .

  But I want to !

  You know that this WILL get you in trouble !!!

  Ya it will but here goes .

   

   

  The best part of you ran down your Mother,s chin

   

   

• rjs1969 196 Posts

  Mon, May 21 2012 7:35 PM

  I hope your hemorrhoids give you insomnia !

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Tue, May 22 2012 3:14 AM

  opyeuclid:

  The best part of you ran down your Mother,s chin

  OHH!!!!! Whada ya gunna do...lol.

• chris5214 1,937 Posts

  Tue, May 22 2012 3:43 AM

  would be nice if we could see the age of the players u tee off with .. it'll better put any potential troller's comments into perspective ..

  that way one can gauge your own counter-comment more effectively .. or at least know better from what angle to address the "chop" in question ..

  i'd hate to waste the time & effort delivering constructive and/or objective criticism to some snot-nosed, pimple ridden, hormonal imbalanced kid who trots around with a semi hard-on most of the day .. no wonder they are so easily aggravated

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Tue, May 22 2012 6:17 AM

  Have only played a few morons.

  What I do when they start this nonsense is to go dead silent no response of any kind. 

  What I find is most of these jerks are not very good players and are trying to take you off your game.  So go silent and kick their butts.