YancyCan:Please call and leave a message with any sightns' info.
TEAM YANCY PARANORMABLES MESSAGINS LINE:
503-217-4446
Dear Mr. Head Ambassdor
In orders to help spread the word about yer new "Messagin' Line" ( true genius, by the way ) I done composed a little jingle fer ya. Mebbe youse could get summun to puts it to musik. Doc
You folks all up on Dub-G-T lets' help 'em spread the news
You've seen some paranormables? Them Samsquatch buggin' youse?
Just call "His name is Yancy" folks, tell aliens "nix, nix!"
Call five ought three dash two one seven four four forty -six
Now when you gets to feelin' thats you knows yer not alone
At any time of day or night, you just pick up the phone
Report them paranormals or your latest Samsquatch fix
Call five ought three dash two one seven four four forty-six
Call five ought three dash two one seven four four forty-six
That's five ought three dash two one seven four four forty-six