Greetings fellow golfers from all of us here at the WGT National Advisory Committee where we are constantly striving to enhance your WGT experience. I'm your humble announcer, Dr. Anon E. Moose.
Following rave reviews of our initial "Golfing forecast" we've decided to make this a regular feature to keep you up to date on current WGT course conditions. Later, we hope to give you a look at our new ,"state of the art" control panel which we use to make our golfing forecasts as accurate as current technology allows. Working in close conjunction with andyson laboratories we are pleased to announce this never seen before equipment is up and running,
We seem to be having some technical difficulties, oh, O.K. there we go, Again our thanks to andyson labs for his peoples help in getting our equipment in top condition. If you'll look closely folks I think you'll find we've pretty much covered every possible contingency. 1st off we check our G.S.M (green speed meter) which has four settings, normal, abnormal, fasten your seatbelts, and totally insane. Today's reading : "abnormal"
Next, we have the V.E.M. with three settings, weak, strong, and quilt. Today's reading : "weak"
Then we check the C.D.R. ( club distance reliability meter) with three settings, good ,poor, new club release soon. Today's reading : "Good"
And finally, we check the Beta-Man B.T.I. ( ball theft index meter ) with four settings low, medium, high, and buy a few sleeves. Today's reading "High".
Now, factoring in all this information, I would say today's forecast is as follows,
Expect minor deviations in putting results, very minor V.E.M. interferance, good club distances, well within normal range, but, given the "High" B.T. I. rating it's quite likely you'll lose a ball or two so check your inventory or risk getting stuck with starter balls in that important game.
Well, that's it from all of us here at the WGT National Advisory Committee. Good day, enjoy your game, and remember " An informed Golfer, is a happier golfer " so, stay savvy folks.