Greetings fellow golfers. Dr. Anon E. Moose here with your much anticipated forecast for the upcoming holiday. Lets have a look at the meters today to see what you can expect over the next few days as with most of us here in the USA, we'll be goofing off, I mean , "on vacation".
Oh my, that can't be right ( taps meters ). Well, I don't quite know how to put this folks, but, it appears we have the makings of a "perfect storm", all four readings just maxed out. I've never quite seen this before, but, based on this I would say, golfing for the next couple of days would not be for the faint of heart. Green speeds are going to be "totally insane" , the VEM is likely to place your shots in some other dimension, club distance reliability is laughable, and lastly, with a B.T.I. like that, I see a run on replacement balls in the pro shop, so, stock up early. Oh, and this just in, if you're planning a golf outing to St.A's make sure and stop by the pro shop to pick up some toilet paper as they still have not re-stocked the porta-johns. Other than that, have a safe and happy 4th of July from all of us here at the WGT N.A.S. once again we'd like to thank the folks at Andyson Labs, where they put the "Perform" in "Performance", and remember, "An informed golfer , is a happier golfer" so, stay savvy folks.