Just got a glimpse of the heading post and jumped at the chance to say (and without reading any replies).....
Will this be a putting contest as in P-U-T-T-I-N-G??? With a P-U-T-T-E-R????
Do we still have the same old wedgie wonders wubbing their hands with gwee while we wonderful whizzers with the putters wus wobbed while we was watchin the wobbers in the bwitzs?
"There he goes wabbitin on about that again".
He twied the putter, he sighed.
He twied the gun, he cwied.
In despair, he used a wedge,
He sighed and cwied, "My pwide".