Greetings fellow golfers, your humble announcer Dr. Anon E. Moose here with today's golf forecast, brought to you by the good folks @ Andyson Labs where they put the "dance" in "Yancy's Dance Team". Let's take a look at the ol' meters and see how things are shaping up,
Well, according to those readings, I would say the G.S. M. indicates slightly faster than normal green speeds with a moderate to strong V.E.M. influence. Good club distance reliability (except at StA's #11 which we all know plays 10 yards short) and once again, a "buy a few sleeves" reading on the Beta-Man B.T.I. (ball theft index). This especially applies if you're playing the CTTH Putting Challenge where Beta-Man and his WGT cohorts are laughing all the way to the bank.
Well, that's all for today folks, happy golfing and please remember, "An informed golfer is a happier golfer" so, stay savvy.